Oh, Jesus...

People's depictions of Jesus always fascinate me. Conan O'Brien once showed all these Jesus figurines he'd found. They were unbelievable (update - I just found them and will post them shortly). Well here are some "interesting" pictures of Jesus that I have found. I apologize to the artist who I'm sure put all her heart and soul into these, but I think Jesus looks nothing like you think he does.


Oh that crazy Jesus, he just loves creating planets.


What in the world is with Jesus' face in this picture? It's so mangled and wonky looking. But boy, does he love sheep or what???


This picture is titled, "Forgiveness." At first I didn't know what Jesus was forgiving the little boy for. I see the kid has a sling shot so he must have done something bad with it...wait, what's that in Jesus' hand. Oh no!!! That kid killed a bird!!!!! If I were Jesus I would make him eat it.

Okay this next picture is absolute gold!!! I need to build up to it before you actually see it.

It is titled, "The Bride of Christ." And remember, WE are the Bride of Christ.


So you and I are accurately represented in this next painting.





How do you think you would look as the Bride of Christ?







Ready???






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YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE!!!!!!!


I hope I can make Jesus that happy.

Stay tuned for even more accurate portrayals of our Lord and Saviour...