Saturday, October 27, 2007


Jerry Seinfeld brought up the debate about whether or not Superman was funny or not. His reasoning was that since every aspect of Superman was made greater by our yellow sun, why wouldn't his humour become super-humour? Well, this got me to thinking...everyone is a little bit of a jerk sometimes, so now that Superman is empowered by our yellow sun does that mean he is a super-jerk?

I have discovered the answer to be...

YES, and this website has all the evidence you need!

Superman is a dick. And I have the pictures to prove it.

My personal favorite.

This site cracks me up. I recommend it to everyone who isn't easily offended.

I just peed myself laughing...

Well, not really, but I don't think I've ever been so surprised with laughter...

I was going through my 3 week review of friends' blogs when I came to Nathan Ramer's. Here is a unique individual who I have many very fond memories of...well, I have to say, he's got a good blog going there, but the topics don't always itch where i'm scratching. i am definitely not saying anything negative, it's all a matter of taste (and i have a very particular taste). And so I'm reading through his posts, thinking, wow, he's posted a lot, he's got some more good stuff this time around, and then - KABLAM-O. I come across this post: A History of Dan.

Wow, I've never been more impressed with the direction and effort someone has put into describing my life in pictures. Bravo, good sir, bravo!

And by touching on my passion for loving pictures of myself, Nathan Ramer wins the top spot on the countdown list!!!!!

If you would like to improve your chances, bribery is acceptable as long as it's as sweet as that. Also, remember, I like pictures cause I get distracted easily...and oh yeah, try to vary your topics.

Thank you all, and pleasant blogging.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Lucid Dreaming

There have been a few times in my life when I've been dreaming and became aware that I was in dream, thus giving me some control in my dream state. These are known as Lucid Dreams.

In one dream I was hiking or something with some people near a large cliff. Somehow I became semi-conscious and realized I was dreaming. I told myself to jump off the cliff, because in a dream I would not get hurt...however, I chickened out and did not have complete faith that I was dreaming.

It had been awhile since I have had a lucid dream, but a couple nights ago I had another one! I was in a parking lot with someone else and I began folding up my bike to put it in my backpack. The lady said, "Why are you folding your bike when you need to use it to get home?" I then recalled earlier in my dream when I was riding my bike there, yet I had my bike folded up in my backpack. I soon realized the impossibility of this situation and deduced that I was dreaming! Unfortunately I also began to panic because in the past whenever I realized I was dreaming, I would wake up shortly after. So what did I do with this limitless power in such short notice? Did I jump in the air and take flight? Did I transport myself to another time and place? No...I decided to make out with this unknown lady. What can I say, it's been awhile...

And of course, I immediately woke up, but with a new vigor and passion to master this ancient art. Soon I will be able to fly, bend time and space, and make out with whomever I want for however long I want!

Sunday, October 07, 2007

I'm Dizzy

When I was younger my sister and I rented this video game called, "The Fantastic Adventures of Dizzy." It was very difficult and I remember not getting very far in it.

Well, I just recently came across this game again, and wow, it's a hard game! But I am proud to say, after probably a month of off and on gameplay I finally finished it!!!!

And I do have to admit I cheated a couple times by looking at online's a frustrating game!!!?!?! What do you expect from me???? I'm only a man!!!!

A quick word...

Thanks to all those who answered my three questions.

No thanks to those who were too lazy to try.

As you can see, I've changed my links to a rating system. I'll try to update it every few weeks.

Higher rating goes to:

1. Interesting reading (thoughtful/funny/creative/diverse)
2. Sweet pictures
3. Favoritism

Lower rating goes to:

1. Boringness
2. Lack of current posts
3. Personal vendettas

Have a nice day!!!