Tuesday, August 14, 2007

I Don't Love the Outdoors

Yeah, ok, the outdoors is pretty cool. And yeah, it can be really spiritual and transcendent to be out in nature.


But overall,

If I had a choice,

And you wanted my honest opinion,

I would just rather stay indoors.


And it bothers me that you can't accept that.


Oh, and if I absolutely had to, I would rather be in a forest than on a beach.


And also, one more thing, I don't think all babies are cute.

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4 comments:

Jaclyn_Rose said...

It's really funny you say that cuz I just wrote to dad the other day and was telling him about all these nice walks we went on - and then said that I was grumpy for most of them, and asked him if he's an outdoors person...we definately got our "indoors-ness" from mom!!

QueenBee said...

I totally agree with the forest rather than the beach part.

kathleen marie said...

crying shame. but at least you're honest...is it honesty hour? cause i could get a few things off my chest, too. ;)

kortney said...

Dan, I agree. I don't think all babies are cute - some are funny looking. I prefer indoors and I think the outdoors is yucky. I don't prefer the beach or the forest, and I will always stay in a hotel and not camp.