I am slowly going crazy...

I didn't realize it had been so long since I posted last. I was going to post some pics and talk about some of my previous adventures in life, but I don't have a scanner. So, you'll have to wait until Monday, cause that's when I'm going to visit my Mother, who has a scanner.

In the meantime, I'll just let you all know I think I'm crazy. And here a number of proofs.


Did you know I once hovered in air for approximately 3 seconds?


I also have the ability to control animals with my mind.


I once wrote secret love notes to a girl and signed them "The Dark Avenger" and I actually thought I was being romantic.


Did you know I am addicted to popping my own zits? (click on this picture!)


I am convinced I can beat anyone up in a fight.


If it was socially acceptable I would have pictures of myself all over my house and office like Reggie Mantle.


I still have boxes in the middle of my living room I haven't unpacked (and it's been 7 months since I moved in).

I didn't even mention how absolutely retarded I am when it comes to girls.