Kia Ora!!! - Day Sixteen

I still wasn't feeling so good, so I didn't do a whole lot. A couple things I forgot to mention in my previous posts. The drive from Waitomo to Rotorua was unbelievable! It was I think an hour and a half and I probably saw 10 cars the whole drive!!! And the landscape was just beautiful. Also, I could only get a few radio stations and to my surprise the Christian radio station was really good! I hardly even listen to Christian music these days and so it was very refreshing for me. So for the majority of my trip I listened to that one Christian radio station!

It was now Saturday and there was a local market so I checked that out. There are a bunch of geothermal places you can check out, and guess what, I went to none! I also wanted to go to church the next day so I drove around looking at a few places trying to figure out where I'd go. The main plan for today would be to go to a traditional Maori village. I signed up for one that looked pretty cool. And that evening I went to the starting place and my adventure began!

I was really confused at first. I thought I might have been a bit late, so I wasn't sure if my bus had left yet. When I got there, there was no one in the entrance. I talked to the people and they confused me even more cause I wasn't signed up...but I had the receipt from the place where I paid. I didn't know what was going on.

Then all these people showed up and they ushered us into this big room. They had this thing going telling the story of a Maori father and son. Halfway through it dawned on me, maybe they think I signed up for something else (cause there were two different options). So now I'm thinking for sure I missed my bus and this was all messed up. Haha, I get so worked up sometimes. Turns out I was in the right spot, after that presentation we got on our buses and headed to the village!

The bus driver was not what I expected!.The whole drive there he joked around with us and made us laugh. He started off by saying hello in probably 50 different languages. Then he explained "kia ora" to us. That is a Maori greeting that means "good health" or "be well". Whenever someone says "kia ora" to you, you reply it back to them. He would say it quite a bit and we would enthusiastically shout it back.

He chose someone from our bus to be the leader, because before you can get into the village, the locals have to accept you. Thanks to wikipedia:

The hui or meeting, usually on a marae. It begins with a pōwhiri or welcome. If a visitor is noteworthy, he or she may be welcomed with an aggressive challenge by a warrior armed with a taiaha (traditional fighting staff), who then offers a token of peace, such as a fern frond, to the visitor. Acceptance of the token in the face of such aggression is a demonstration of the courage and mana (charisma) of the visitor. The pōwhiri is highly structured, with speeches from both hosts and guests following a traditional format, their sequence dictated by the kawa (protocol) of that place, and followed by waiata, songs.

I took a bit of video from it:


Thanks again to wikipedia:

The haka - an action chant, often described as a "war dance", but more a chant with hand gestures and foot stamping, originally performed by warriors before a battle, proclaiming their strength and prowess and abusing the opposition. Now regularly performed by New Zealand representative rugby and rugby league teams before a game begins. There are many different haka though one, "Ka mate" by Te Rauparaha, is much more widely known than any other.

After being welcomed in, they had a traditional village setup. We could walk around and they would explain what life was like back in the day.







Then they moved us into a meeting hall where they performed for us. Wikipedia once again:

Kapa haka (haka groups) often come together to practice and perform cultural items such as waiata or songs, especially action songs, and haka for entertainment. Poi dances may also form part of the repertoire. Traditional instruments sometime accompany the group, though the guitar is also commonly used. Many New Zealand schools now have a kapa haka as part of the Māori studies curriculum. Today, national kapa haka competitions are held where groups are judged to find the best performers; these draw large crowds. (The common expression "kapa haka group" is strictly speaking, a tautology.)

I didn't take this video, but it's pretty much what I saw:


















The final destination would be the hāngi. Guess where I got this info:

Although marae have modern cooking facilities, the hāngi, a traditional way of cooking food in Polynesia, is still used to provide meals for large groups because the food it produces is considered flavourful. The hāngi consists of a shallow hole dug in the ground. A fire is prepared in the hole and stones are placed on the top of it. When the stones are hot the hāngi is prepared for cooking by leaving the hot stones and some of the coals at the bottom of the hole. The food is placed on top of the stones, the meat first, with the vegetables, such as kumara and potatoes, on top of it. The hāngi is then covered with leaves or mats woven out of flax (or wet sacks) and left to cook. Finally, soil is heaped over the hāngi to keep the heat in.

They showed us how it's done, but I wonder if our food was really prepared this way. Regardless it was good. The people I sat at the table with were pretty nice. This one girl from England was absolutely hot, so of course I could hardly talk to her, haha. This couple from Australia were super friendly and this other guy from Germany was a little weird, but whatever. He invited me to join him at that world music festival, but I just wasn't feel good enough.

On the bus ride home the driver tried to get us singing. He got all the Americans to sing the national anthem. There were a few so it wasn't bad. Then he started singing O Canada. No one was singing with him and so he stopped. I just couldn't resist. I was sitting in the very back, all by myself, and I just started belting it at the top of my lungs! I was tired and I was singing worse than usual, but I didn't care, I sang the whole freaking song for 50 strangers!! Haha. Go Canada!!!


Here's my NZ haircut. I think I lost a bit of weight cause of the sickness. That night I got a little sleep...it was nice not driving to another city.

End of Day Sixteen.

I’m a Spelunker!!! - Day Fifteen

So I had been in New Zealand almost 2 days now and I had hardly done anything. But today would be my first adventure! I was in Waitomo, which is famous for its underground glowworm caves. The native Maori people always knew about these caves, but they didn’t reveal this secret until 1887. An English surveryor befriended a Maori chief in the area and finally got it out of him. Now there are a number of tourist companies that run trips through the area.

I looked at the different options and decided to go with The Legendary Black Water Rafting Co.. It was a 5 hour trip and I would have to wear a wetsuit the whole time. I was so nervous my sickness would give me troubles, but I got through the whole trip without any troubles. By the way, I could have bought a photo disc of our adventure at the end of the day, but it was quite a bit of money for only 15 or so pictures (most of which didn’t even have me in it). So all these pics you're seeing are not from my trip, but they're pretty much the same.

The group I was with was pretty weird. There was one couple from England that I got along with alright. The rest of the people were part of the same family from Australia and they were kind of annoying. More on them later.

We started off by suiting up in our wetsuits. We drove to the cave entrance and practiced our rappelling. The first part of the experience would be to rappel 37 metres down into the cavern. From the pictures I was expecting it to be this sweet drop into a large open space, but it was totally lame. I didn’t think we’d have to go down a wall, but we did the whole way in the dark, which isn’t a very satisfying experience.




The next part of the journey we walked through the caves and our guides told us some interesting stuff. At one point we got to zipline down to another section, in the dark! That was sweet, I really enjoyed that. I was the last one to go after one of the Aussies. We were just supposed to gently swing out and hang there until the guide let us go, but she totally just jumped out! The line clipped the guides hand, he was so pissed off. Then as the guide is hooking me up he’s like, “Let me know if you need some earplugs.” I didn’t really understand what he meant until he said, “Those Aussies are going to give me a headache!” Haha, the tour guide was complaining to me about the other people on the tour!!!

We got to one spot and had some cookies. Then it was time for the tubing. We were on a ledge about 6 ft above a very slow moving river (actually it was more like a stream sized lake). We grabbed an inner tube, put it on our butts and jumped off the ledge! I was the last one to get a tube and the choices were slim, it was either one too small or one too big. If you have the same choice, take the too big one, the too small tube caused me nothing but hassle. First when I jumped and landed in the water I immediately flipped backwards, whereas most people landed comfortably. Second it wasn’t the most comfortable ride floating down the river. Everytime I tried to paddle I would almost fall off.


The water wasn’t very deep, and at some points we would wade to the next section. That one guide was giving the Aussies such a hard time, haha. He kept picking on them and one time he told them they had to walk along the edge of the wall or else they’d get sucked into the undertow. So this poor kid is struggling to move along and of course, the guide knows there’s a dropoff and no way you could keep walking so he slips in and starts freaking out! Only to stand up two seconds later...


As we went down a ways our guide told us to shut our lights off. Above us lining the roof of the cave were hundreds of gloworms! It was incredible.




They drop these little lines like spiders and just camp there. The glow that comes off of them attracts the bugs that come down the river. When they fly up to get to the light they get trapped in the lines and the glowworms have their feast. Very fascinating.

We got to a spot where water was pouring into the cave and that was our time to turn back. But instead of paddling back the guide got us to link up. We laid back on our tubes, had the person in front grab our legs while we grabbed the person’s legs behind us. Then the guide pulled us along. That was my favorite part of the trip. It was such a peaceful ride with all those glowworms above you like stars.


We ditched the tubes and had to do a bit of climbing the rest of the way. One kid went down the wrong way and the guide started freaking out, haha, that guy hated them. The last leg of the journey we climbed up a waterfall, that was pretty sweet. The guide was telling me different footholds and that, but I should have just done my own thing. My reach is a lot longer than I think he realized, so it was awkward doing what he was saying.


Anyways, we made it through the whole experience and I was feeling good! And once I had that wetsuit off I was in the bathroom at least 6 times. I went to the tourist place and got them to find me a place to stay in Rotorua. That was so sweet, I didn’t have to do anything really. The lady did all the calling for me and she worked out a pretty nice deal for me. I was going to take it easy and spend two nights in Rotorua. That girl was really cute actually, and she said “cool” a lot in her NZ accent which was really attractive for some reason, haha. I was too shy to hit on her of course.

So away I went to Rotorua. I found the place alright and settled in for the night. Once again I was grateful to get another room by myself at a hostel. Unfortunately there was this music festival going on that weekend and it was so loud. I was hoping to get to sleep early, but whatever, I just lied there and watched some more Super Troopers.

End of Day Fifteen.

Dazed and Confused - Days Thirteen & Fourteen

I woke up in the morning feeling pretty good. The medicine Bernard's Mom gave me seemed to be working. He drove me to the airport and we had a good chat along the way about Catholicism and life in general. I ended up getting there really early. The line was huge for my flight. After about 30 mins standing there I realized they weren't even checking my flight yet, but I was about halfway in the line now and didn't want to leave only to come back later to a massive line. So when I got to the counter the lady told me to wait over by the first class area. That was nice...after waiting an hour I got to sit down until it was time to check my flight. Then I was one of the first ones called up!

The flight was good. Getting used to the whole process by now. Landed in Auckland and went to get my bags. The customs guy was giving me a bit of a hard time. I guess it would have been nice if I had a place I was going that night, but I didn't have a firm plan for what I was doing. I bought a NZ travel guide and figured my first stop would be Waitomo. When I told the customs guy that he was like, "Good luck finding a place to stay." That kinda spooked me a bit, but whatever. Then after him I got pulled aside by another guy and asked a ton of questions about nonsense. He was just trying to rattle me, but this guy was actually polite so I didn't mind so much.


I decided before I left for down under to rent a car. It was waiting for me somewhere, but I didn't really know where. It took me awhile to find the place, until I got directed to a sign outside where I had to wait for a shuttle. I was getting a little worried, cause it was getting late and I knew the place was closing soon. Finally the shuttle came and the guy told me to come on but I wasn't too confident in what he was saying. Eventually he dropped me off at this hotel and I'm like, are you sure this is where I pick up the car?!? It didn't seem right at all.

I went inside and the lady didn't give me much assurance. She just told me I had to wait. But thankfully after about 20 mins she had car keys for me!!! I was freaking out, thinking I wasn't going to get my car, but looking back it wouldn't have been so bad to wait a day, haha, I had no itinerary really.


And here's my baby. This car would be my one faithful companion the remainder of my trip. But the problem is this...after getting off the plane I could feel the sickness coming back. I took some more of those pills, but something just wasn't right. When it came time to take off in the car, I probably shouldn't have.

Haha, I was soooo out of it. I could hardly concentrate and figure out what I was doing. On top of that add the fact that I would now be driving on the opposite side of the road, something I had never done before. And, ON TOP OF THAT....I was driving standard, with my LEFT HAND!!!! And oh yeah, roundabouts are everywhere and they have different rules about right of way (which to be honest, I don't think I ever really understand).

And, haha, I have no clue where I'm going. What a great start! Well, I decided to drive around the back roads a bit first just to get the hang of driving. Oh man, I was completely dazed. Eventually I made my way to the highway and headed south for Waitomo. The scenery was incredible!




It was like being in Lord of the Rings. That's all I kept thinking, it was so cool! I pulled over a few times just to take it in. And the thing was, it was so deserted. There were hardly any cars on the road (it was around supper time). I stopped into a grocery store and picked up a few things. My stomach wasn't doing so good, so I was eating pretty light.

I figured I might not be able to find a place to stay in Waitomo this late, I was feeling really bad and it was still quite a ways, so I decided to spend the night in Hamilton. The motel I stayed at was run by a really nice guy. He looked just like Jackie's Uncle Ron. I should have taken a picture.

I was happy to get some rest and just being in NZ was really exhilirating. The night got even better when I turned on the TV and discovered Lost would be on soon! Haha, it was one of my favorite episodes. That night I slept okay, but had to make frequent trips to the bathroom. This would continue the whole 7 more days I was in NZ :P

The next day I did a bit of shopping and got some toiletries. I was also getting sick of my shaggy hair so I got a haircut, can you guess where??? Great Clips! Unfortunately they didn't have my phone number in their database like here.

In the food court they had a Sushi place which was really good and then I saw the movie I Am Legend. Let me just say, that movie was dumb! Haha, I liked it until they introduced the zombie people. They were ridiculous. The major problem I had with the movie was this:


The whole time Will Smith is saying these creatures are evil, they're selfish, they aren't conscious, they just kill, etc, etc...so he takes one to experiment on, and another zombie guy is freaking out. He sets up a trap for Will, he even comes out in the light, he does everything he can, because Will has stolen the zombies girlfriend. And how does the movie end??? Will Smith cures the lady and kills the zombie guy...but that whole thing wasn't resolved, the zombies did care about something. Anyways, I was kinda happy to find out later that the original ending is much different (and makes way more sense in my opinion). Click here if you want to see it.

So after the movie I made my way to Waitomo. I came to this little tiny place on the way there and discovered they had a Kiwi House...unfortunately they closed just as I got there!!!!


What a bummer. I walked around for a bit and had a little hike. The weather was so nice.


I regret not getting to see you!

I contemplated spending the night there, but instead I went all the way to Waitomo. There was a hostel there and it was sweet. I figured I'd have to share a room with a bunch of people, but I got my own room for a cheap price! I went to the internet cafe down the road and did some emailing. When I got back to my room I realized I totally left my wallet there!!! I ran back and thankfully it was still there.

I was so sick that night. I really wanted to do this caving trip and I hoped I would be fine for it the next day. That whole night I was up every hour going to the toilet. I watched most of Super Troopers on my iPod. That was nice having that there.

And that was the end of Day Fourteen...

I want to swim...

I recently watched the movie "There Will Be Blood" the other day and honestly, I wasn't sure how to take it. It wasn't what I expected at all (which is often a good thing). As I watched I was struck by the theme of family vs. oil: family (those who share the same blood, but also those who become like blood relatives) versus oil (the blood of the land, that we suck out like a milkshake, haha). I could go on and on about this specific movie, but that's not the reason why I write this blog (is it just me or did he step in that guy's blood at the end in the same way as his son stepped in the oil at the beginning?! was that on purpose???).


The reason I bring up this movie is because I came home on Friday night and thought to myself, "I miss watching There Will Be Blood". Wait a minute? What do you mean by "miss watching"? Don't you mean you want to watch it again?

No, I don't have an urge to watch the movie again. I thought it was kinda long and random. But I miss WATCHING it. I miss the time I had watching the movie. Huh?!? Am I making any sense to you?


All I could think of was how much I missed sitting in the same room as Daniel Plainview. The way he talked, the things he said, his whole life. I missed being with him...does that seem strange?!?

And as I was pondering these things on Friday night I realized a new type of movie was being made these days. Movies that don't follow the conventional plot formula. Of course these movies aren't new to me, but previously I couldn't think of a way to understand or describe them. And this epiphany came to me:

These are movies you swim in. They're not journeys where you're heading from point A to point B. They are pools and lakes and oceans that you simply swim in. Whenever I go to the beach I never know what to do with myself. There's no purpose or direction, you just go in and swim. Sometimes you float, sometimes you backstroke, sometimes you go all out, sometimes you dive underwater and swim for as long as you can before losing your breath. But overall it seems pointless to me...yet still sometimes I get the urge to go swimming.

There Will Be Blood is a movie you swim in. And I miss it...

Once I had this epiphany I began to think of other movies that I swam in without realizing it.
Instantly the first one that came to mind was Mulholland Drive.


If you want your mind completely messed with, this is your movie. Who starts multiple storylines and never returns to them!!?!? Also, just when you think the movie is going somewhere it comes to a screeching halt and completely collapses in upon itself!!! Thanks to David Lynch for that one. I have yet to see Twin Peaks or Lost Highway. I'm not sure I want to.

I've always loved Stanley Kubrick movies and I now know why. Almost all of his movies are like this. They are not movies, but rather experiences. Some examples:


2001: A Space Odyssey - If you are not in the right frame of mind this is the most boring movie ever. There is hardly any dialogue and when there is it is dull and emotionless. BUT, when you're in the mood to swim, there's no ocean like it.


Barry Lyndon


Full Metal Jacket

Have you seen the movie Broken Flowers?


I was so upset with this movie cause it just ends, with zero resolution (maybe negative in fact). But now that I think of it, it's a movie you swim in.


Would you agree No Country For Old Men fits?


Any Kurt Vonnegut Jr. book would have to be filmed in this way.


And now that I think of it, the Bible was written completely for swimming.

What do you think? Experienced any movies not listed above?

I must confess...

So, I must be honest...I'm not proud to let this out in the open. I don't really want people to know this, but lately I'm realizing I shouldn't be ashamed of it. So here it is: You are looking at an online dater. I haven't been meeting very many girls where I live and my friend Josh said if I tried an online dating service he would pay half. I couldn't resist that offer, cause I'm a miser, so a few months ago I took the plunge.


Now, it hasn't been very successful so far. Actually, I've been matched with 3 people I already know, haha. I have gotten to know a few new people, but no one that I've really connected with even just as friends. After I got back from New Zealand I was kinda feeling like it wasn't the right time for me to be doing this so I let me subscription run out. Well, as of last night I decided to give it another go, and this time I felt like it would be stupid to be all secretive about it. So that's that. Maybe for this subscription I should get my Grandma to pay half. She's always asking how my nanny friend is doing, haha.


i haven't given up on you mary poppins...

This is Mental

The other day I stumbled on this video for "The Moses Code".


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I thought the video was funny. I thought they did a good job mocking "The Secret" by coming up with all those grand statements that have no substance. Even the name "The Moses Code" is an obvious spoof on "The DaVinci Code". I especially liked the Tom Cruise-esque laugh by the lady at the beginning of the trailer.

Then I saw another video called "Thank God I".

glumbert - Thank God I Was Raped

Now this video was ridiculous to me at first. I thought it wasn't that funny, but whatever. Not all mock-videos are funny to me. But about halfway through I began to realize, "Wait a minute, could this be real!?!"

And then I recognized the same black guy in this video is also in "The Moses Code". What?!? If this video is real, then that must mean the first video is also an actual movie. And sure enough, after hunting around the internet I discovered that in fact, both of these videos are legitimate spiritual material!!! Seriously? You can't be serious!?!?

Check them out for yourself.
www.themosescode.com
www.thankgodi.com

This has got to be a giant scam. I mean, everything they say has absolutely no content. And here's a list of featured speakers: http://www.themosescode.com/index.php?p=Featured. You would think of all these "spiritual directors" and "mediums" one of them would realize how full of B.S. all this is and call these people out. But they don't. They all get together for events like this and spiritual gatherings and they all act like it's all real. But do they really believe it themselves??? I mean, I can see a few of them buying it, but these guys look so slick and the way these videos are produced, it's so pretentious. I mean, even that stupid ghost whisperer guy is a speaker.


You would think the others would be like, "What the heck is he doing here?!? I thought this Moses Code was legit!" But they don't say that, and why not? Because they all know this is one big money making scheme. I don't know how they get away with this.

Or am I wrong, how is this happening???

I Continue to Change

I drink coffee now...


This is not normal. I've tried a few times in history to drink coffee, but I wouldn't have it. Then something changed.

Someone from my church offered me Canucks tickets, but with a catch. I had to take a friend of his family as a blind date. Free tickets...blind date...fo shizzle!!! So I went to pick up the tickets from him at his workplace. When I got there we started talking and he offered me a cup of coffee. It was an odd situation because normally I would say no, but considering I didn't know him well, there were free tickets on the way, and we would be chatting awhile I said sure. And this is when I did something I hadn't normally done.


I added cream and sugar. Not just a little. A heaping portion! I figured this would be the only way I could get this stuff down my throat. But as I started drinking it dawned on me that I actually kinda liked it.


That was the first major breakthrough. The second came at my Aunt's funeral the next week (and I've been meaning to post on that, but you know me...). After the service we were sitting around chatting and I got thirsty. And I saw coffee there. And I decided, let's try this again. And I did. And it was good!

Well, since then I hadn't drank much, but in the last couple months I have had a whole heck of a lot more coffee than I've ever had in my life. So much that I'm considering buying a coffee maker. What?!?!?! What is going on here!!!!!!!!


Is this my future?

I Should Have Just Stayed Home - Day Twelve

The next day I was still feeling awful...it wasn't much fun. Jackie and Conor wanted to check out Bondi Beach and some more sights in Sydney. Then they were going to catch a plane in the evening and head back to Melbourne. Now the confusing thing was, what was I going to do?!? I didn't want to inconvenience Bernard by getting him to drive me back into the city the next morning. So, he proposed I stay with his brother who lives really close to the airport. Fine by me, but that meant I needed to go along with them for the day and haul all my stuff to the brother's house after we dropped off Jackie and Conor.


So here's Bondi Beach. I didn't go near the water (or hardly the beach for that matter). I took a few pictures, bought a smoothie and lied down while everyone did their own thing.






Now I know this shirt is ridiculous, haha, but I wanted to try and get rid of my farmer tan. Didn't really work...


After Bondi we went up close to the Opera House.




Then we went to the gardens nearby, where I fell asleep on the grass while the three amigos adventured off on their own. Jackie took this garden shot.


Strangely enough, I found this laminated card thingy near where I slept. I suspect it was left over from the night before. It's kinda odd as it is, but if you look in the top right corner there's a picture of some guy floating in the window who I assume is "James". Maybe you should call the number and find out.

Another little story: I moved around a bit to try and stay in the sun. At one spot I looked over and saw a guy by me. He was just lying there with his hand down his pants, for like 30 mins. I'm glad I wasn't closer.


Aslan?!?


Yay Bernard! (And it's pronounced Bern-erd, not Ber-Nard...I had difficulty with that)

So we dropped the lovely couple off at the airport and said our goodbyes. It was great seeing Jackie and Conor again and I'm grateful for their putting up with me!

Bernard then told me it didn't seem like a good idea to stay with his brother...so that meant driving back all the way to his place, unpacking my stuff again, and driving to the airport in the morning the next day again. Shucks, I kinda wish we had made that decision earlier so I could have just slept all day, but oh well, that's the way life works when you're away from home!

And I am incredibly thankful to Bernard and his family for all the hospitality they provided us! Seriously, it made the trip to Sydney soooo good!

That night I was thankful when Bernard's parents gave me some pills. Boy did they help...I had a great night's sleep.

End of Day Twelve.